A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
i cant stop laughing omg
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
are you fucking for real
Oh man, i was actually looking for this the other day.
Yay it’s back to remind me of something awesome I haven’t gotten done yet
this is fucking sick
You think I’m touching moss with MY hands?!! HA.